Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
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in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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