O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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