he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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