We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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