Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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