How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
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...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
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You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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