what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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