Whod you bang
We won't sleep together?
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
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Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
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Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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