none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
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