I think im going to throw up on grandma
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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