Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
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Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
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You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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