No subtext here. People are naked.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
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I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
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Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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