how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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