Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
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THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
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I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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