Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
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I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
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It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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