Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i think my mom watched the whole time
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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