JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
You are a genius and a whore.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
