Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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