I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
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I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
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she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.