She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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