can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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