I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Slut skills are useful in every country.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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