You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
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I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
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Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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