This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
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