at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
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we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
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A safari of penis I hurt to the core
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3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"