Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
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I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
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I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
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