there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
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I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
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He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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