i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
