i think my mom watched the whole time
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
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After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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