I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
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party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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