so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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