IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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