Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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