i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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