i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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