Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
She announced her abortion via fbk
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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