This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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