are you so shy because you have an std?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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