So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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