Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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