his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
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If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
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My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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