Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
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