If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
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it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
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He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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