hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
babies were throwing up all over the place
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
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I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
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do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
If I die, sorry about rent.
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