Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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