belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
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90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
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I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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