This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
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My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
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I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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