So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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