margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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She's the barista slut.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Randomize