is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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