worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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