i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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