why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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