is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
NoShamevember. You game?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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