How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
