I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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