I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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