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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
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I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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