yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
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I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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