His pubic hair was longer than his dick
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
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This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
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Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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